Random Series of Events from my mind

If you have talked to me in the past 20 minutes you have probably heard about the series of jokes I have made about the law of physics. BAsically this is another spree of jokes i have concocteded for my own amusements. Random Person: "Have you seen sam?" Random Friend: "Yeah hes studying the laws of physics" Soon after that statement their was a ripple threw the air. Random Freind: "I Think Sam just broke the laws of physics" the both of them saw me, arms crossed, legs folded, evitating sideways threw the mid-air laughing at the physics which have just been broken. Later more people see me in the hallways towards the ceiling resting at a 45 degree angle against an invisible wall pouring pop into a glass which is upside down and the pop holds itself inside the glass untill i hold it to my lips. This is just what I come up with when I'm bored. Back in middle school me and my friends came up with the idea of this Wal Mart. Now understand that this place is the Wal Mart of Hell. Guns and knives being sold to minors, gangs, mythical creatures, the works :D Now some key details about the Wal Mart. Their are cameras everywhere, when you walk in there are old school propaganda posters saying "were listening" that was mainly our security and self-defense operator Collin Gumps job. The cameras are armed with small carbine sized ammo, rifles. The greaters at this particular wal mart are armed with weapons like clubs, PVC pipes and small handguns. We have the lockness monster residing inside our Seafood section. The weapons department is run by myself which is camoflgaued and booby trapped. The biggest weapon inside that area is a 200mm artillary gun. Stores regularly housed regular people with regular products but this places was a death trap. Armed guards up in the rafters. If you stole, you were asking to die right there. The original idea was to create and enviornment which its perfectly acceptable to kill another human being free of consequences. So we encourperated a sign that says "if you can make it out the door with the pproduct its free"

What Im sick of

What im honestly sick of is numerous things but Im gonna take right now to label a few things that i take time out of my day to think about how much i detest them. #1 watching people make out in the hallways. I mean seriously are some people so insecure about their relationships that they have to make out in the hallways for he world to see. Or do they just lack the old magically ability to controll their impulses, seriously. I know Mr. Dykstra despises it and so do nuymerous people around the school. I gag everytime i see it. #2 Parents who just can't let things go and accept my word as truth. I work and work and yet they still don't believe me that Im making an effort in doing my school work and getting caught up. Dad shut off my phone so I'm really angry about that so I'm going right now without a cellphone which bugs the crap out of me, because i feel so disconnected from everyone. Im also tired of sitting on facebook just to talk to people without having to call them because numerous of my friends really dont like talking on the phone. #3 The lack of shows in this town. The only peace i get from crappy hip-hop and "modern" music is the Shows at the Rosebowl. And those are only like every 3-6 months which is annoying as hell. Good news is i get to see lots of people i love :) wrote this in 7 minutes flat WIN