Random Series of Events from my mind

If you have talked to me in the past 20 minutes you have probably heard about the series of jokes I have made about the law of physics. BAsically this is another spree of jokes i have concocteded for my own amusements. Random Person: "Have you seen sam?" Random Friend: "Yeah hes studying the laws of physics" Soon after that statement their was a ripple threw the air. Random Freind: "I Think Sam just broke the laws of physics" the both of them saw me, arms crossed, legs folded, evitating sideways threw the mid-air laughing at the physics which have just been broken. Later more people see me in the hallways towards the ceiling resting at a 45 degree angle against an invisible wall pouring pop into a glass which is upside down and the pop holds itself inside the glass untill i hold it to my lips. This is just what I come up with when I'm bored. Back in middle school me and my friends came up with the idea of this Wal Mart. Now understand that this place is the Wal Mart of Hell. Guns and knives being sold to minors, gangs, mythical creatures, the works :D Now some key details about the Wal Mart. Their are cameras everywhere, when you walk in there are old school propaganda posters saying "were listening" that was mainly our security and self-defense operator Collin Gumps job. The cameras are armed with small carbine sized ammo, rifles. The greaters at this particular wal mart are armed with weapons like clubs, PVC pipes and small handguns. We have the lockness monster residing inside our Seafood section. The weapons department is run by myself which is camoflgaued and booby trapped. The biggest weapon inside that area is a 200mm artillary gun. Stores regularly housed regular people with regular products but this places was a death trap. Armed guards up in the rafters. If you stole, you were asking to die right there. The original idea was to create and enviornment which its perfectly acceptable to kill another human being free of consequences. So we encourperated a sign that says "if you can make it out the door with the pproduct its free"